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The 10 Biggest Lies Scriptwriters and Speechwriters Tell


10.   It's an opening joke everybody will love

  9.   I know it's pronounced that way. I looked it up.

  8.   I have a completely original idea for your presentation.

  7.   You can shoot this script within budget, no problem

  6.   I read every word of the research materials you sent me.

  5.   If you cut out a single word, it'll change the meaning of the whole thing.

  4.   I e-mailed it to you yesterday.

  3.   I've done three other projects just like this one.

  2.   I don't use the word processing program that you do, but I can convert
            the files into any format you want.

  1.   I'm not worried about your check being late. I know you're good for it